Now this is just over the top funny

Ok you have to know that I am so NOT the Joe cocker fan. Guess it is because of the way he moves and because I can never understand a damn thing he is singing. My sister sent this to me and OMG .... well you just have to watch it

GOTTA LOVE LITTLE BOYS

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?' Eight,' the boy replied. The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?' The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either one.'

I found

The bet recipe site ever. If you need something new and are bored, well this site will keep you from that. I have yet to make anything that is not good. Most of the recipes on this site take 30 minutes to cook and use 1 or 2 pans. So not only are they fast and easy they have little clean up that goes with them. The site is www.realsimple.com I do warn you that you might want to make sure you have ink for your printer LOL

Would You Eat This?

Ok I have to say I like everything in this one BUT the look of it makes me want to gag

Dirt Nugget Neighbors

Vic suggested I blog about my dirt nugget neighbors so here goes lol. The owner of the house next door who I really liked moved in with her fiance, so her daughter and her baby, another couple and their 2 kids plus another guy are living there now, 7 people. They are total dirt nuggets and talk like they only have a 7th grade education. Only one of them works and has a car, the other 3 adults have no jobs or transportation. The kids are running the neighborhood till all hours of the night (they are 8 and 10). The one girl over there, since she has no car, rides her daughter's bike whenever she goes up to the shopping center with the daughter on the back of the bike. One of the guy's went around the neighborhood asking to cut people's lawns one day. When it was my turn I told him my son does it. He said he was slacking in that area. I told him that was because our lawn mower has been broken. But that pissed me off! He is 30-something, no job, no car, so who is slacking him or my 15 year old?

Yesterday the little 10 year old boy, whose name is Bubba, (lmfao how perfect is that?) came over to ask me if he could sweep my deck and driveway for $3. He was trying to earn money to buy his mother a birthday present. I was really touched and thought how sweet is that? So told him to come back today and he could do it. After talking to another neighbor last night I found out the kid is running a scam, it's not really his mother's birthday at all! That little shit went around the neighborhood doing this to everyone and earned $25 so far. When he comes back today I am doing one of two things. Either I will rave to him about how sweet he is to try and earn money to buy his mother a gift and how much I admire him for that and when I see her I am going to wish her a happy birthday and tell her how sweet he is and go on and on and make him squirm until he confesses OR I'm going to give him a ton of little chores and then only pay him the $3 for all of it. I am beyond pissed at that little lying, conniving brat. He's going down!!!

Bidding War Over Brangelina's Baby Pictures

Bidding for the first pictures of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s new spawn, Knox and Vivienne, was hovering between $11 million and $12 million yesterday, said insiders. People and OK! “both wanted it at all costs,” said a source. Even though People scored the snaps of the couple’s last baby, Shiloh, one OK! staffer argued that owner Richard Desmond had a higher tolerance for spending because he can spread the cost of the pictures among 17 international editions of OK! Either way, Brad and Angelina will likely donate the money to charity.

Seriously? Really? These magazines are wasting their money if they think we are actually dying to see pictures of these celebrity babies. Who cares? If I never saw pictures of these babies I wouldn't care less.

Well here we go again

Ok so I watched P.S. I Love You last night and wow was I surprised at how good that movie was. Just a super feel good movie. This, Juno and Waitress are ones I am really going to have to make sure I own. Waitress was so good also. Saw it awhile ago but it just came out on On Demand and I can tape it on DVD from there. Anyway if you are looking for a good movie PS is a great one to watch

There are few

movies that I ever say I HAVE to own it but Juno is one that I HAVE to own. That movie was so over the top good. I loved the humor in it and just the whole thing. I laughed and laughed some more and it just took me in. If you haven't seen it you have to. What incredible work the guy who wrote that one did.

Would You Eat this???

Ok i do like meatloaf but have never understood why the hell people find it necessary to put ketchup on it. this looks so beyond nasty to me.

Awwww now this one

really breaks my heart. I loved Bozo as a kid. Him and Mr. Green Jeans....... I for one will miss you Bozo

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Larry Harmon, who appeared as Bozo the Clown for decades and licensed the name to other Bozos around the world, has died at age 83.

Harmon died Thursday at his home of congestive heart failure, his longtime publicist, Jerry Digney, told The Associated Press.

Although not the first person to play Bozo, Harmon took on the famous clown's persona and, as an entrepreneur, he licensed the character to others, particularly TV stations. Those stations then recruited their own Bozos for local shows.

Harmon met his alter ego after answering a casting call to make personal appearances as a clown to promote records. He got the job and eventually bought the rights to Bozo.

Along the way, he embellished Bozo's distinctive look: the orange-tufted hair, the bulbous nose, the outlandish red, white and blue costume.