Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Hell on Earth
Hell on Earth is a widely known place called Walmart. I went there last weekend with one of my sister's who swears by the place. She can overlook little things that I can't, like the toothless, greasy haired, deoderant challenged, rude, illiterate, inconsiderate, inbred, who's your daddy, trailer park living, spam eating, Milwaukee's Best drinking, would you like fries with that, polyester wearing, dirt nuggets that are attracted to this place like bugs to a bug zapper. Speaking of how cool would that be to have a giant dirt nugget zapper? All you'd have to do is have a lottery giving away free double wides to draw them in and ZAP they'd all be gone!! Now that would be something to see!