Thursday, February 5, 2009

Ancient fossil find: This snake could eat a cow!

This would be my freaking nightmare!!!!


NEW YORK – Never mind the 40-foot snake that menaced Jennifer Lopez in the 1997 movie "Anaconda." Not even Hollywood could match a new discovery from the ancient world. Fossils from northeastern Colombia reveal the biggest snake ever discovered: a behemoth that stretched 42 to 45 feet long, reaching more than 2,500 pounds.
"This thing weighs more than a bison and is longer than a city bus," enthused snake expert Jack Conrad of the American Museum of Natural History in New York, who was familiar with the find.
"It could easily eat something the size of a cow. A human would just be toast immediately."
"If it tried to enter my office to eat me, it would have a hard time squeezing through the door," reckoned paleontologist Jason Head of the University of Toronto Missisauga.
Actually, the beast probably munched on ancient relatives of crocodiles in its rainforest home some 58 million to 60 million years ago, he said.

4 comments:

Vicki said...

LMAO it is coming to get you ha ha ho ho he he

joanne said...

Omg stfu!!! Now all we need is some giant mutant frog lol you'll really see me freak.

Vicki said...

LMAO and I'm sending both to your house. Gonna tell them you LOVE both

joanne said...

You are just an evil bitch!